Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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