So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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