Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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