When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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