I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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