Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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