Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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