This girl is more easily done than said...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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