The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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