Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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