You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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