...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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