I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
These tits shall not be calmed
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