if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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