why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I will be naked everywhere
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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