I puked a lego.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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