Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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