i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
