did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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