Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
