Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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