Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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