I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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