We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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