his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There are leaves in my underwear?
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