In America we eat man semen.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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