omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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