Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
