how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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