Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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