Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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