i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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