"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Will exercising make me less horny?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
