it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the day after is always just damage control
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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