the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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