lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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