PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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