Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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