Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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