Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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