Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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