4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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