Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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