so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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