discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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