I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
