Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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