Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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