Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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