yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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