I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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