I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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